09 June, 2008

Wandering Soul : Left with no choice

Yesterday I happened to see the movie ICE AGE 2 – The Meltdown. I wasn't watching it for the first time. I have seen it more than 10 times before yesterday. But it was yesterday that it provoked a thought in my mind. In the one of the last scenes Scrat, the saber toothed squirrel nearly dies and it seems he is going to heaven. All through the two parts of the movie he is shown to be having an obsession towards his beloved nut an Acorn. So naturally his heaven has acorns sprinkled all over and the best part is that there is a giant acorn waiting for him. Now in the movie Sid the sloth saves him and he's sucked out of the heaven. But what I started thinking was, if that was Scrat's heaven what would be mine.


The truth is I couldn't find an answer. Of course the first thing or person that I wanted to be in my heaven was RJ but then I felt a little uncomfortable to have him with me round the clock, since he's not required to work in heaven. But he was to be with me for a certain period of time in a day and the rest of the time he had to work, he is the first and most important ingredient in my heaven. Then I want all the animals in the world. All this on the assumption that I will not have to worry about feeding myself and them. So my heaven will be a place where I won't be required to do any sort of work, I will get my favorite foods, especially lots of fruit drinks, There will be Renu to love me and all sorts of animals for me to love with a special preference to all the pets I have loved through out my life.


Of course Renu is not the only human being that I want to be there with me. But the main problem is that I don't want any one of them permanently with me. Everyone should spent some time with me and then mind their own business. By the way I want a home in heaven and a car too. The car can be any SUV and the home should have a river or ocean by its one side and a mountain to its other side (A hill would do). My home should be small and cozy and I must have a laptop to scribble my thoughts.


Hey hey! It doesn't sound like heaven, does it? But this is a sample of what I want. And if these things are not relevant in heaven I wouldn't want to spent time there. Since hell is one “hell” of a place I wouldn't want to go there too. So I prefer to come back to earth. But if the oil and water crisis keeps on increasing, earth too is going to be something near to hell. So where do I go? So its almost sure that I am going to be a wandering soul, and if I keep on writing like this. God will surely decide to send me to hell, which I don't want to happen. So Adios Amigo!!